she was so not down for the gang bang
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.