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(360): View more from Washington

Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?

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(914): View more from New York

i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same

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(201): View more from New Jersey

my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"

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(347): View more from New York

I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN

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I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN

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(817): View more from Texas

so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.

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(251): View more from Alabama

how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?

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(772): View more from Florida

it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night

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(214): View more from Texas

I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays

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(716): View more from New York

There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.

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