question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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