is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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