i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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