Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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