dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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