I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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