Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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