normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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