I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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