You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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