i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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