Plan B is the new Plan A
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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