so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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