I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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