is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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