Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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