i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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