only if we run a train.
done.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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