ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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