I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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