She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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