i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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