I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
