Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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