I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You may now shotgun with the bride
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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