Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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