I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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