she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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