She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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