Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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