So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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