This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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