She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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