And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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