Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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