Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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