You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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