Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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