normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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