His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
It's never too late to be topless.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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