It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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