I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I wanna passion pit in your ass
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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