He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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