Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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