Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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