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I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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