just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
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Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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