plz talk dirty to me
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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