Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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