come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
