If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Randomize
