This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm passing your future prison.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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