you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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