Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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