the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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