nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
